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head honcho, more coming soon.
Founder of the TMWA and Qix Wiki. If you have any questions or requests, please inform me [[User:Trig Jegman|on my talk page]]. My sandbox is [[User:Trig Jegman/Sandbox|here]].
I make [https://trigjegman.bandcamp.com cool music] for fun.
 
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|1=Waluigi time
|2=Don't forget to like and subscribe!
|3=PDF format should be burned
|4=Bribe the safari browser to support OGG again
|5=An aggressive nature does not make the weaker man a gladiator
|6=When in doubt, proposal
|7=Re-organizing is not re-writing
|8=Capitalization could use fixing
|9=What's in your wallet?
|10=Old revisions should always be kept to a minimum
|11=People still use the Opera browser?
|12=LBDCOM12 was here
|13=When in doubt, remove all the hyphens
|14=What really is Margarine Man's secret secret?
|15=Contains 15mg of Sodium
|16=We do what we must because we can
|17=Line breaks are your friend
|18=GIFs should always be animated
|19=JPEG is lame, this post made by JPG gang
|20=Deep One Dave is not to be trusted around produce
|21=Bow down to your ampersand overlords
|22=Discord is so much better than talk pages
|23=Fear the australians
|24=Why only panic at the disco? Panic always
|25=Make sure to unintentionally commit an offense
|26=Daisy says trans rights
|27=He know you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he does not like crossbows
|28=Croptimize another eight files for another shot at extending your life
|29=Eolgi.
|30=Put off making janitors for today
|31=You win the Paul and Dean award for excellence in shopping centers
|32=It's always deceptive cadence time
|33=Knock knock, it's the united states
|34=Remain rational for the day
|35=Have you given your daily praises to Nicolas Cage yet?
|36=Love me for the money, and listen to the money talk
|37=Threat level raised to Jelly Roll 1
|38=Control+Alt+Delete
|39=Ewww, BMP files
|40=I'm not overthinking, you're just underthinking
|41=Toss a coin to your file mover
|42=When things seem grim, you could always make a list
|43=Sourcemageddon totally rocks!
|44=Where's ''Wrecking Crew '98 2''?
|45=Ampera was here
|46=Wario World is the best nintendo game
|47=Be not fooled! There is no such thing as half an A press
|48=You do not banana all the time
|49=Life is a bowl and each day more burger king foot lettuce is added on top
|50=I once accidentally started a cult in high school and so can you if you try
|51=It's not constantinople anymore
|52=mournful is the melody that echoes in their heads--without a beat, they march along believing Bach is dead (Bach is dead)
|53=An ether-eating Eskimo would gag upon your sight, convulsed into oblivion from laughter or from fright
|54=You should should join the thirty second squad
|55=Avoid theories, especially game theories
|56=I am four parallel universes ahead of you
|57=Luigi doing nothing breaks Paper Mario
|58=Heh, wikia
|59=Bela Lugosi ''is'' dead
|60=Don't forget to tune into Local58!
|61=I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend, but really I'm not actually your friend, but I am
|62=Just a spoonful of tumeric helps the blood pressure go down
|63=Merge everything into one page
|64=ASMR is just anti-heavy metal
|65=Watch for falling rocks
|66=It looks like you're the worst and I'm the best. Wonder who got the chest hair.
|67=Mmmm...falafel
|68=Oxford comma gang meeting this Tuesday
|69=Nice
|70=Waddle Does what Nintendon't
|71=Invest in a 401K
|72=She works out too much
|73=Wario is not a Libertarian
|74=Wario is a Libertarian
|75=Historically, people thought tomatoes were poisonous because they would absorb lead from the silver-lead platters.
|76=How much can Kirby even eat anyway?
|77=With the webbing and such!
|78=La Croix: TV Static in a can!
|79=Everything counts in large amounts
|80=King Dededoes what Nintendon't
|81=I'm a self proclaimed file czar!
|82=Be the roundabout you always wanted to be
|83=Now 8 times the fun!
|84=You're a kid now
|85=You're a squid now
|86=Brought to you by the Jedd Appreciation Society!
|87=Toothpaste, but the consistency of Jello
|88=Sans Undertale
|89=Buy Uncategorized files now for $22.38!
|90=Inside humor is great. Snarglewarfle.
|91=Merch coming soon
|92=Go support Qix Wiki!
|93=It is written, only Trig can defeat jpeg
|94=Bianca is Helpfull and a good friend
|95=Luigi is too scared for this wiki
|96=ASMR is a conspiracy to sell more headphones
|97=Some days you pac the man and other day the man pacs you
|98=Today is a Tetris B theme kind of day, don't you agree?
|99=Wake in the morning and step outside, to take a deep breath and get real high. Shout at the top of your lungs "What's goin' on?!"
|100=And lo on September 29th, it shall be known as International Samwell Appreciation and Impersonation day
|101=They might be big big fake fake lies
|102=Never trust Silicon Valley!
|103=Wintergreen mints reign supreme
|104=Origami King is trash
|105=I'm back and even worse than before
|106=And I said "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
|107=This message can be returned within 90 days with proof of purchase
|108=Upgraded to King Size
|109=I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream
|110=Contains 5% juice
|111=This video was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
|112=Qix Wiki will now also cover allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, and matching salt and pepper shakers
|113=A winner is you!
|114=A secret blend of 13 herbs and spices
|115=10 GOTO 20
|116=There is NOTHING hiding under your bed
|117=Your refrigerator will start running soon
|118=if not ok then return end
|119=Beware Monty of County Crisco
|120=Never dig down!
|121=812 + 90125 equals rock music
|122=All day fresh, 24 hour protection
|123=Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out
|124=Can you burn a Luigi board?
|125=Just three shots from kitchen gun and the lime is gone!
|126=Faces look ugly, when you're alone
|127=Then the Casiotone Nation attacked
|128=This should have caused an overflow error!
|129=We are the goon squad and we're coming to town, beep beep!
|130=Not stealing userpage ideas since 1997!
|131=Probably won't steal 30 grand from you.
|132=What? :Snoozefry:
|133=Please file all complaints to the executive vice chair
|134=Nominated winner for cage wrestling tournament against prismark
|135=Nominated loser for cage wrestling tournament against Slate
|136=Maybe you should ask [[User:Anemoia|someone more qualified]] to help you...
|137=The tribe has spoken
|138=The time is now to snuff the torch
|139=No thugs in our house
|140=Respect your surroundings
|141=Give honor to your foes by writing them a limerick
|142=Wee ooh I look just like squiddy holly
|143=GET OUT OF MY ''HOUSE''
|144=Proudly AI free
|145=This is just like that time...
|146=Give me your lunch money
|147=You will be burned
|148=It's nukin' time
|149=The user content policy has passed
|150=I'm gonna be straight up here. I am here to destroy StrategyWiki from the inside. I will be making a series of edits in the coming future ruining the integrity of this website. They may ban me, but they will never stop me. I am just one of many.
|151=Decidedly not French...
|152=You will be the first to go in my new world order
|153=forfeit all mortal possessions to my lil creachure
|154=It's all about the Mets, lets go Mets, love the Mets
|155=I know you're stealing this for your userpage. No need to be shy about it. I see it, and know where it came from. Just remember that my list is infinitely cooler...
|156=slurp schlurp shlorp
|157=The days are ahead
|158=Make a callout post on your twitter dot com about the horrible skinwalkers that eat mayonnaise.
|159=I am a 52 card deck exclusively made of joker cards.
|160=It was me, I am the one who gave Yaya caffeine. I just wanted to see what would happen...
|161=Beware the Darlings of Lumberland...
|162=Major Tom is a junkie...
|163=No no, you can ''definitely'' trust me.
|164=Featuring 1.8% interest!
|165=The people you meet here are non-substitutional for real world therapists or mental health professionals.
|166=Order up!
|167=Are people even still reading these?
|168=No no, those green splotches are totally safe. It's definitely the same thing as bleu cheese.
|169=Nice
|170=Just you wait until I make Wall of Voodoo Wiki!
|171=Go stream my music!
|172=Despite all the bells and whistles, I was here
|173=Maybe their kids are somewhere suburban
|174=Believing the strangest things, loving the alien
|175=Speak into my eyes next time...
|176=Who's got the word on the double talk?
|177=You can come as you are, and pay as you go
|178=No, I will not be answering questions about the suspiciously beat-up painting of me hidden away in my closet. Stop asking so many questions.
|179=Stand in the place where you are
|180=Now face north
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Latest revision as of 02:08, 4 May 2026

head honcho, more coming soon.

Founder of the TMWA and Qix Wiki. If you have any questions or requests, please inform me on my talk page. My sandbox is here.

I make cool music for fun.

Last seen doing:

5 May 2026

Today's fortune: This message can be returned within 90 days with proof of purchase

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